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Sun, Oct. 15th, 2006, 11:53 pm
Abandoned PA Turnpike (The FULL experience) ***IMAGE HEAVY**

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Here are the pics from our abandoned PA Turnpike trip. If you want a hi-res, let me know. This is an annual bike trip taken on the 15 mile stretch of the closed off section of the turnpike. It was bypassed 40 years ago to travel around Sideling Hill tunnel, as this tunnel was built to accommadate one lane each way. This section of highway ends in Breezewood, PA. Breezewood has a population of zero, as it is a 24 hour township of gas stations, restaurants & hotels.

P.S. The commentary is full of truths, half-truths, and downright despicable lies. I'll leave it to the reader to believe what they want!




Got a couple rooms in Breezewood ~3am. Here I am watching some movie about a serial killer Santa Claus.









Serial killer Santa Claus on the back of a pick-up. He was not very jolly.












My brother Aaron impatiently waiting to play Squigby. Say that out loud. Really, do it.










Ranna hastily knitting a bike (she forgot hers.)










Ladies and gentleman ...me!










Mike Pumphrey watches too much wrestling, here he is about to smash me with a chair. He calles this power-move the "Pumphinator."










Schuyler Erle contemplating everything in the universe in warp speed. He will actually turn semi-transparent at times like this.










Mike, Schuyler & Aaron playing Squigby. I will not explain how this game is played, but read the instructions & imagine sitting in a restaurant listening to this game being played at the height of it's climax (which is always.)










Squigy cards.










I took these shots after thinking about the end of One Hour Photo.










Current PA Turnpike










Not Current PA Turnpike










Everyone sets off. I forgot to take a pic, but Schuyler brought a bike that folds up, it was really cool.










Military & State Police shooting range.










~1 mile stretch of line painting practice.





















More line painting. Notice the veer-off on the upper right, I don't think he got the job.










This used to be a rest stop. For about 15 seconds, I made it one again











Demolished overpass










Approaching Sideling Hill tunnel










Assman! We saw this guy in Breezewood earlier. Apparently, he just runs up and down the turnpike all the time. He said "I just feel like Run-Neng"










This is his disgusting exposed ass flapping through his pink panties! ...sick son of a bitch, lol. He was very friendly and took a pic of the 5 of together.










One of many warning signs










Walking across the top of the tunnel. It's about a 60 ft. drop on the left, and 12 foot drop on the right. I really shouldn't have taken my camera out right here.










Cross section view from other side.





















Turbine room. There were two of these fans (about 18 ft high used to suck the exhaust out of the mile+ tunnel.











































Breakers for turbines










I asked my friend who is a mechanical engineer about this, and he said "It's a gear, stupid."











































Death is coming for you!
































No doubt the coolest room ever. This is the exhaust shaft, a mile long room which is right above the ceiling of the tunnel. I had to jack up the contrast for this shot.










One of many vents in the floor (ceiling in the tunnel.)










Opposite view, the air would have been divided and sucked into here through the turbines.










View from above





My tire blew at this point, so I was unable to finish the rest of the trip. Ranna & I walked back the 3 miles to get the car and meet everyone else back in Breezewood.









Breezewood, A condensed America.










One of the "restaurants" where we ate. On the menu, the description under the Cheese Omelette was "filled with cheese." I didn't order it.











I like this shot, so I'll use it as my last image :)






I will defineately be going again next year, especially since I was only able to make it through 1/5 of it.

Thank you to:
Ranna - for walking back with me, you really didn't need to do that :)
Aaron - for getting all MacGyver on my bike & trying to fix it
Mike - for driving me there and back
Schuyler - for the full season DVDs of Amen.

Thu, Mar. 2nd, 2006, 10:47 pm
Autovon @ The Troc Saturday March 4th - Free FLUX Entry

Autovon is performing at the Trocadero Theater in Philadelphia this Saturday @ 7PM. The headliners are Clear Static & Shiny Toy Guns (on tour from L.A.) This show takes place before Flux @ 9PM. Flux Tickets are $10... so is our show. If you pay the $10 to see us, your entrance to Flux is FREE.

Autovon also welcomes it's 3rd live member Colin Watts:





PLUS an unreleased song or two thrown into the mix! If you've never seen our live show, this would not be a good show to miss (hint hint.)






-Autovon

Sun, Feb. 26th, 2006, 11:02 am

Autovon will be opening for Clear Static & Shiny Toy Guns. Stick around for Flux after the show. CD release party for Cesium 137's Intelligent Design... and Danzia!



Mon, Feb. 6th, 2006, 11:56 am
AUTOVON live @ Abbey Pub

Wed, Nov. 30th, 2005, 10:58 am

Sat, Jun. 18th, 2005, 01:04 am
Photoshop + Tired = Stupid

BEFORE



AFTER


Goodnight

Wed, May. 11th, 2005, 06:54 am
Piss On the English Language With A Touch of A Button!

http://www.gizoogle.com

Here's a tranzilled clip from our website:

Once tha album is available, a list of reputable distributa wizzy be available ta purchase this album dogg. its been a long T-R-to-tha-izzip, but we hope you enjoy this cd as M-to-tha-izzuch as we had gang bangin' it cuz its a doggy dog world. tha nizzy one has already bizzy in tha works.

Sun, Apr. 3rd, 2005, 01:19 am

"Everyone knows it's windy". In Philly metro area, at least. It took me a good 2 mins to light up outside. I need me a Promethius lighter dammit!

Thu, Mar. 31st, 2005, 08:28 pm
god god dammit dammit

My favorite comedian is gone.


37, found dead in his N.J. hotel room.

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg

"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker and you were walking with him on the street, and he tripped, that would be completely unacceptable!"

"That flap in the compartment of a vending machine is a great invention. Before that it was hard times for the vending machine owner. What candy bar are you getting? That one... and every one on the bottom row!"

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2005, 11:17 pm
Autovon Wed Night @ Whisky Dix

We're on at 8, so we'll be done when Shampoo opens across the street. GO TO SHAMPOO! WE COMMAND YOU! As always, free random objects for you just for coming out to support us!

Wed, Mar. 9th, 2005, 01:23 am

Free lunch @ Lone Star in Conshohocken, PA tomorrow @ 1PM. mail me matt@autovon.org if you want in by 10AM EST.

Sun, Feb. 27th, 2005, 12:28 am
..."And I get to be on da teevee"

I ended up knocking a martial artist on his ass on TV. This put a positive, albeit, shallow dent in finding out that 3 years of me waiting for something did'nt work out.

I was working all the controls at (name withheld) tv studio for some martial arts DVD release/local airing. They were one hand short, and asked me to sign a release to be a knockout victim example. I agreed only if instead I could use the method on them, but let them stun me off-air. I was only joking, but they agreed.

Pros: I learned a lot about pressure points today. The instructor taught me how to floor him in 30 seconds, and I did it on the 2nd try. I was taught to welcome a direct physical attack, rather than try to push it away. Dinner was on the house, I had the crispy duc... non-vegetarian meal.

Cons: I technically got my ass kicked for the first time in my life. Thank God it was in good company & off-air. I burnt my fucking pinky finger on a 500W spotlight, kiss it better!!

Sat, Feb. 19th, 2005, 01:56 am
Autovon awakes from coma...

Our band is back. Sorry for the delay, but with two members, it's hard to juggle everything and coordinate properly. We're performing our first show in 4 months this Sat Feb 19 @ The Manhattan Room (themanhattanroom.com)in Philly (~10pm). I realize we're performing ~6 blocks away from Drakula's Balls, but I can't help our promoters' scheduling, CAN I?!. So, if you're insane enough to pop by and say hello, we'd LOVE to see you!

Sat, Jan. 1st, 2005, 04:04 am
Thank You

I want to personally thank the following individuals who made 2004 a good year for me:

Myke
Dani
Dink
Isaac
Joanna
John D.
Sat
Mike P.
Nick G.

and of course, That guy wearing the Mickey Mouse hat who fondled my testicles on the bus. Do your antics know no boundaries?

If I forgot anyone, that let me know + I'll feel all depressed, thanks a lot, you did it now!

Happy New Year, may '05 violate '04 to the point of delerium.

Sat, Dec. 25th, 2004, 02:53 am
Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to all who read this! And certain death to all who don't!

Seriously, Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, and a Kwwwayzee Kwanzaa to all!

Keep safe (especially New Years, I saw some pretty sick accidents on the way home last year, and you BETTER NOT be one of those this year. Drive carefully, and don't piss me off on the road that night or I will beat you with a frozen baseball bat. It's really just a room temp. baseball bat, I just have'nt typed 'frozen' in a while & I was feeling antsy.

Love you all,

Matt

Thu, Dec. 9th, 2004, 01:48 am

R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell

Tue, Dec. 7th, 2004, 01:26 am
The top 5 people who should die

The top 5 people who should die:

1. The guy who coined the word "bootylicious"

Whoever thinks a female came up with that word has 3 others who agree with them. There's your 5.

Sat, Dec. 4th, 2004, 08:37 am
Myke's B-Day = Yay

Happy B-Day [info]autovon_myke!!!

Myke,
I know it was yesterday, but I was too tired to write this when I got in, I'm sorry!! THERE! you happy? I'm sorry! Maybe you can stay awake longer than me, good for you, you showoff fuck!! I hope you die, I hope you die and then come back to life real quick like it was a false alarm, and then die again for real! I hope you have trouble finding the restroom in a large store as to moderately inconvenience you, and then you die.


Seriously, Happy Birthday! UPS didn't deliver your gift yet, so it should be here Mon. :( You'll like it though!

Tue, Nov. 30th, 2004, 07:59 pm
Shit!

My cable company switched all the channel numbers around! You're DEAD cable company that I just mentioned in the prior sentence!

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